my mum just asked to see my tumblr dash and i’d just like to thank you all for not posting porn in that short amount of time
being the fat friend like
mary had a little bitch
if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’
i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.